you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How does one acquire holy water?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!