Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
