He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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