oh god the rape fog is back!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Be still, my beating vagina.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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