when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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