Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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