You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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