The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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