What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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