haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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