That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
