i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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