He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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