They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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