i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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