Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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