How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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