no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.