I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.