My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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