You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I forget how to act sober
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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