Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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