i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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