went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish i was in the wii world.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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