I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
