the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it's like iHOP with fire
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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