hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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