Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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