the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
