The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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