I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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