got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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