dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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