i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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