I wanna bring you to show and tell
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
COCAINE IS GR8
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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