So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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