I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I lost the right to judge tonight
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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