Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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