My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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