thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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