I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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