How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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