He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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