Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
there is glitter all over my balls
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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