I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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