apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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