She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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