in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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