Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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