You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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