I heard we made out
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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