Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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