i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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