super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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