He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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