How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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