i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
third nipple confirmed
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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