Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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